new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
*laughs* yes that is Jamie playing. He learned the Bach for the movie but I think he could already play piano? *is 60% sure*
jamie campbell bower playing piano
OH MY GOD IS THIS FROM THE ACTUAL MOVIE???!!!!!
HE SAID HE LEARNED TO PLAY THE PIANO FOR THE MOVIE SO
WHAT NO WAY
IS THAT POSSIBLE
iF YOU DO THE TAROT CARD THANG THIS IS PLAYIJNG OH MY GO SH
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
Να το κάνω στον Κουρέα?
im laughi gng so had r
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man
Diva sold me a fake painting today.
my entire life